Why Slower, Lazier, Fatter Goalies Are Putting Up Better Numbers Than You Season After Season

The answer is their mobility.

Some of them are just naturally born with it, but most of them have discovered the secret to unlocking their hidden flexibility.

And I know it frustrates you to see that other goalie who is soft around the middle and not nearly as quick as you win game after game because he has that flat butterfly flare — he looks like Gumby out there.